We both wear the pants in this relationship. One leg each, we waddle around in unison. It’s beautiful, in a way.
turn your boring, everyday stand-up shower into a sit down shower just by being sad. better living everyone.
did they send me daughters
when i asked
my favourite beatles fact is that when they first performed on the ed sullivan show the us crime rate dropped to a 50-year low because 40% of the american population tuned in to watch them