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hellacatholic:

"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”

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dude just wait until the banjo drops

my friend talking about mumford & sons (via howidiotic)
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dogpuncher:

i am currently suffering from severe lack of kisses, please donate to my cause

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magicconchshell:

the sims 4 should be in 3D and i want more graphic woohooing because i know damn well babies dont come from 2 sims moving around under the covers and some fucking rose petals falling from the sky no

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preschooler-deactivated201206:

do you think ghosts can tell if youre gay or not? like im not gay but lets say hypothetically i was watching gay porn, would my grandmas ghost see me? totally not gay just asking hypothetically

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