pyrilia:

my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out of my room to help him but when i came out

so i called him and

IM PSSING MYSELF HES JUST CHILLING IN THE ROOF HE DIDNT EVEN NEED MY HELP OMFG

You know what’s worse than slow internet?

(Source: fake-mermaid)

oswidge:

pick up line: please

(Source: growlithed)

phleps:

it’s not you, it’s your theme

nippled:

*throws flower petals at you* be my friend

buttharrybutt:

buttharrybutt:

i lost my mood ring

i dont know how i feel about this

i wonder if there’s a blog out there with the goal to follow every single blog in existence

the goal: to follow, not be followed

the-vortext:

lets bang

i mean hang

no sorry i meant lets hang with your wang

wankingatthedisco:

HERE’S A LESSON ON CONCERT ETIQUETTE 

• if you dont like the opening band/artist DONT BOO just nod your head a long. dont be rude
• if someone is trying to leave the crowd fucking let them out. they could be hurt/about to pass out/etc.
• that’s literally it just dont be an uber asshat ok thanks continue on

pi3rced-sirens:

apparently you can’t like a band if you don’t know all the member’s full names, every word to every song they’ve ever written, how many times a day they use the bathroom, their blood type and own a sample of their hair.